So, Hubs has been talking lately about wanting to start a blog. He is a little afraid that he won’t be able to keep up with one so, I’m letting him have his own takeover series on my blog to see how he likes it. He has a ton of ideas and I’m pretty excited about it.
For his first edition, we played a storytelling game. We passed the laptop back and forth and made up a story. This was our second attempt. The first one involved turkeys, murder, and incest. Not a very good Thanksgiving story, so we wrote another one and promised no murder.
So, I hope you enjoy it. I think it’s quite funny….
DMV, clerk calls up Jean-Carbert’s number. Jean is very excited to be getting his first driver’s license and happily skips up to the counter. Once there he eagerly produces the numerous required paperwork, shoves them across to the counter to the now concerned looking clerk. Jean says “What seems to be the matter, my forms should all be in order?” To which the clerk replies, “Sir, I can’t give you a driver’s license because you’re a …..
Jean replies “A unicorn? Are you series? I’m a man! Look, no hooves, no horn.”
The clerk looks back at the paperwork and says “No, Sir, you are a unicorn.” She produces a mirror and reveals a horn in the middle of Jean’s head.
Jean says “That’s not a horn. That’s where I keep my……
“happy dreams and rainbow kisses”
The clerk asks “Happy dreams and rainbow kisses stored in a horn growing out of your head, and you think that’s normal?”
Jean says “But of course! I’ve had them there since I got out of friendship academy!”
The clerk sighs and reaches into her desk and pulls out….
A t-shirt with Jean’s face on it along with the words “Magic Friendship is a Rainbow Kiss.”
Jean stares at it and starts to scream, “THEY PROMISED NO ONE WOULD FIND OUT! THEY SAID IF I BELIEVED ENOUGH I WOULD TURN INTO A REAL BOY!”
The clerk stares at Jean blankly, unable to think of what to do next. And then, out of a secret desire as a Bronicornie, she asks for his autograph.
“YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS, ALL YOU DO IS TAKE AND TAKE! That show was over years I go, I just want to drive my own flipping car!” yells Jean accusingly.
The clerk, sensing her prized Bronicornie autograph fortune now at risk, works to calm Jean. She says “Calm down sir, I think we may have started off on a bad foot. I’m sure there is something we can do to work things out.”
Jean notices the clerk’s abrupt change of tone a body language and sees an opening. He…
Demands his license and says sweetly, “For free.”
The clerk starts to stutter and tries to explain that she can’t give the license away for free, “especially to a unicorn” she mumbles under her breath.
Jean looks at her angrily, his horn starts to glow and tremble.
“Are you sure? There should be something we can work out.”
The horn started to glow brighter and tremble quicker. No, Jean didn’t want this to happen but he didn’t think he could do this again…..
Suddenly the horn flashes a blinding white and Jean begins uncontrollably shooting hearts out of his eyes. By the look on the face of the clerk and the various other DMV patrons it is clear that these hearths smell TERRIBLE.
Jean grumbles between clenched teeth, “You had to make me angry.”
The clerk barfs.
Starts to cry the colors of the rainbow and turns to leave. He whispers “I’ll never be a real boy.”